英文段子
father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？..
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit（ was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied："sixteen men and a sergeant , sir." "right, bu..
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。"so would i," said the tactless clerk.“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(阁楼) and the garage.""We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I kno..
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