粗心的理发师。。

barber: were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?

理发员：你进来时是不是系着红围巾？

customer: no.　　

顾客：没有呀。

barber: oh, then i must have cut your throat.

理发员：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。