愚人节笑话英语版

2026-09-28 16:12

愚人节是西方的节日，你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗?现在，就让我们感受一下外国的幽默，最好也把英语字典放在身边。

1.-what the day is it today?

-today is april foolsday.

-oh!you are wrong today is march the 31th.if you dont believe me please pick up the calendar.

-oh!it is really april foolsday.

-haha!you were cheated!

2.wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day.

husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily

3.a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

the father replied: i don t know son. i m still paying!!

4.at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... he asks him: what are you doing?

the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life! my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! i have to pay bills for my mother in-laws, and i hate this life!!! i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!!!

father said: wait!!!!!!!! i am coming with you

5.a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session. her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.