标题：他的耳朵在我衣兜里

内容：
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?

""A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?

" asked his mother.

"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.

"I have his ear in my pocket.

"伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。

他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？

”“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？

”妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。

“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:43:24
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