标题：Boy, Oh Boy

内容：
When they're together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem.

one Saturday, I put my foot down.

"All right, you two," I said sternly.

"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.

"　　As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, "C'mon, Steven, let's get dirty .

"我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。

一个星期六，我开始抗议了。

“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。

” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:43:06
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