标题：吃掉午饭的生物老师

内容：
The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, “Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket.

” He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich.

He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, “That's funny.

I distinctly remember eating my lunch.

”老师正在给学生上生物课：现在，我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。

接着，他把手伸进口袋，却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。

老师满脸困惑地看了一眼，沉思了一会儿，说道：真奇怪。

我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:40:57
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