标题：保全大局舍手表。。

内容：
policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？

man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth.

that would be much worse.

男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。

那就更糟了。

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:40:40
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