标题：英文段子：代课老师

内容：
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background.

She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up.

" Right away, Little Johnny stood up.

The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?

" "I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!

"代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。

开始上课时，她说：“谁觉得自己很愚蠢，请站起来。

”小约翰马上站起来了。

老师问：“为什么你觉得你很愚蠢呢，小约翰？

”“我不觉得我很蠢，只是我不愿意你一个人站在那！

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:33:16
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