标题：英文段子：可怜的男人

内容：
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

Bartender: "What's the matter?

Are you having troubles with your wife?

"The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month.

"Bartender: "That should make you happy.

"The man: "No, the month is up today!

"一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。

酒吧招待：“你怎么了？

跟老婆闹矛盾了？

”男人：“我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。

”酒吧招待：“那你应该高兴才是啊！

”男人：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天。

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:33:08
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