标题：英文笑话：你爷爷

内容：
A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:"Serve me, quick!

Give me your best.

I don't care the price.

"Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: "Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money.

You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else.

"The young man raged: "Dare you!

Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?

"The waiter replied with ease: "Nobody.

Just your grandfather.

"一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进饭店就大声嚷嚷：“喂，有什么好菜尽管端上来，钱多少我不在乎。

”服务员听了很不是滋味：“哥儿们，钱多顶个屁，你不照样得做别人的儿子，就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做！

”年青人勃然大怒：“谁敢占老子的便宜？

你说，是谁不要命了，胆敢要老子做他的孙子？

”服务员慢条斯理地答道：“你爷爷！

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:58
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