标题：A Brain Transplant

内容：
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant.

"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician.

"The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price.

"Is the brain of a politician that much better?

" he asked.

The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused.

"一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。

“你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。

”医生告诉病人，“一个心理学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。

病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，“政治家的大脑好一些吗？

”他问。

医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:47
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