标题：Bathroom troubles

内容：
Threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.

Thefirstsays,"Fellas,Igotrealproblems.

I‘mseventyyearsold.

Everymorningatseveno‘clockIgetupandItrytourinate.

AlldaylongItrytourinate.

Theygivemeallkindsofmedicinebutnothinghelps.

"Thesecondoldmansays,"Youthinkyouhaveproblems.

I‘meightyyearsold.

Everymorningat8:00Igetupandtrytomovemybowels.

Itryalldaylong.

Theygivemeallkindsofstuffbutnothinghelps.

"Finallythethirdoldmanspeaksup,"Fellas:I‘mninetyyearsold.

Everymorningat7:00sharpIurinate.

Everymorningat8:00Imovemybowels.

Everymorningat9:00sharpIwakeup.

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:43
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