标题：苦命的 salesman

内容：
苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.

Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.

Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.

Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,I"msosuretherearen"tanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyou"llstripnaked,I"lltieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.

Whenmorningcomes,ifyou"vegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,I"llbuyeverycanofrepellentyou"vegot.

Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.

Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.

Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.

However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidn"thaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.

Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?

Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesn"tthatdamncalfhaveamother?

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:29
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