标题：Pass out in shock

内容：
Themanpassedoutinadeadfaintashecameoutofhisfrontdoorontotheporch.

Someonedialed911.

Whentheparamedicsarrived,theyhelpedhimregainconsciousnessandaskedifheknewwhatcausedhimtofaint.

"Itwasenoughtomakeanybodyfaint,"hesaid.

"Mysonaskedmeforthekeystothegarage,andinsteadofdrivingthecarout,hecameoutwiththelawnmower.

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:27
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