标题：Distance from the accident

内容：
Acarpenterwasgivingevidenceaboutanaccidenthehadwitnessed.

Thejudgeaskedhimhowfarawayhewasfromtheaccident.

Thecarpenterreplied"twentysevenfeet,sixandonehalfinches".

"What?

Howcomeyouaresosureofthatdistance?

",askedthejudge.

"Well,Iknewsomeidiotwouldaskme.

SoImeasuredit!

"repliedthecarpenter.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:27
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