标题：San Francisco Jokes

内容：
YouKnowYouLiveInSanFranciscoWhen.

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Yourco-workertellsyous/hehave8bodypiercingsbutnonearevisible.

WhensomeonesaysTENDERLOIN-youdon‘tthinkofsteak.

Youthinkofdanger.

Youtakeabusandareshockedat2peoplecarryingonaconversationinEnglish.

YouneverbotherlookingattheMUNIlineschedulebecauseyouknowthedrivershaveneverseenit.

YouhaveaverystrongopinionaboutwhereyourcoffeebeansaregrownandcantastethedifferencebetweenSumatraandEthiopian.

Areallygreatparkingspacecanmoveyoutotears.

YouknowthatanyonewearingshortsinAprilisjustvisitingfromOhio.

Yourchild‘s3rdgradeteacherhastwopiercedears,anoseringandisnamed"Breeze.

"And,aftertellingthattoafriend,theystillneedtoaskiftheteacherismaleorfemale.

Youarethinkingoftakinganadultclassbutyoucan‘tdecidebetweenyoga,aromatherapy,conversationalmandarinorabuildingyourownwebsiteclass.

Youhaven‘tbeentoFisherman‘sWharfsincethefirstmonthyoumovedtoSF,andyoucouldn‘tfigureouthowtodrivetoCoitTowerifyourlifedependedonit.

AwomanwalksonMUNIwithlivepoultry.

Youdon‘tnotice.

YouthinkanyguywithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutmustbevisitingfromthemidwest.

YouknowthatanywomanwithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutisnotatourist.

Youkeepalistofcompaniestoboycott.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:26
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