标题：The Watermelon Patch

内容：
Therewasafarmerwhoraisedwatermelons.

Hewasdoingprettywellbuthewasdisturbedbysomelocalkidswhowouldsneakintohiswatermelonpatch（西瓜地）atnightandeathiswatermelons.

Aftersomecarefulthoughthecomesupwithacleverideathathethinkswillscarethekidsawayforsure.

Sohemakesupasignandpostsitinthefield.

Thenextdaythekidsshowupandtheyseethissign,whichsays,"Warning,oneofthewatermelonsinthisfieldhasbeeninjectedwithcyanide（一种剧毒物质）.

"Sothekidsrunoffandmakeuptheirownsign,whichtheypostnexttothesignthatthefarmermade.

Thefarmershowsupthenextdaytolookoverhisfield.

Henoticesthatnowatermelonsaremissingbutanewsignnexttohis.

Hedrivesovertothesignandtakesalook.

Itsays,"Nowtherearetwo"

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:26
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