标题：Steven Wright on dogs

内容：
Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding.

..

ontheledge.

Somepeopleareafraidofheights.

Notme,I‘mafraidofwidths.

Ihadadogonce.

Ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.

Iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.

Theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.

ThenItookoneoutandheranaroundincircles.

Iboughtadogtheotherday.

..

InamedhimStay.

It‘sfuntocallhim.

..

"Comehere,Stay!

Comehere,Stay!

"Hewentinsane.

Nowhejustignoresmeandkeepstyping.

He‘sanEastGermanShepherd.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:25
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