标题：Naming your child

内容：
Therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.

Herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.

Whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypersonaroundtonameherchildrenwasherbrother.

Whenthemothercameoutofhercomatofindshehadgivenbirthandthatherbrotherhadnamedthetwins,shebecameveryworried,becausehewasn‘taverybrightguy.

Shewassurehehadnamedthemsomethingabsurdorstupid.

Whenshesawherbrothersheaskedhimaboutthetwins.

Hesaid,"Thefirstonewasagirl.

"Themother:"Whatdidyounameher?

!?

"Brother:"Denise!

"TheMom:"Oh,wow,that‘snotbad!

Whataboutthesecondone?

"Brother:"Thesecondonewasaboy.

"TheMom:"Oh,andwhatdidyounamehim?

"Brother:"Denephew.

"

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:25
来源：笑一个吧
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