标题：Sooner or later

内容：
Athiefwithalongrecordwasbroughtbeforethejudge.

Judge:Haveyoueverstolenthings?

Thief:Oh,nowandthen.

Judge:Andwherehaveyoustolenthesethings?

Thief:Oh,hereandthere.

Judge:Right.

Lockhimup,officer.

Thief:Hey,whendoIgetoutjail?

Judge:Oh,soonerorlater.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:24
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