标题：France Jokes

内容：
Q:DidyouhearabouttheFrenchmanwhojumpedintotheriverinparis?

A:HewasdeclaredtobeinSeine.

------------------------------------------------------------Fredwassayinghisprayersashisfatherpassedbyhisbedroomdoor.

"GodblessMommy,andGodblessDaddy,andpleasemakeCalaisthecapitalofFrance.

""Fred,"saidhisfather,"whydoyouwantCalaistobethecapitalofFrance?

""Becausethat‘swhatIwroteinmygeographytest!

"--------------------------------------------------------------WhatistheGuillotine?

AFrenchchoppingcentre.

-------------------------------------------------------------WhichghostwaspresidentofFrance?

CharlesdeGhoul.

---------------------------------------------------------------Firstwitch:I‘mgoingtoFrancetomorrow.

Secondwitch:Areyougoingbybroom?

Firstwitch:No,byhoovercraft.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:22
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