标题：I’m Cess

内容：
Amanwaswalkingalongthestreetwhenhesawaladdergoingintotheclouds.

Asanyofuswoulddo,heclimbedtheladder.

Hereachedacloud,uponwhichsataratherplumpandveryuglywoman.

"Screwmeorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.

Nocontest,thoughttheman,soheclimbedtheladdertothenextcloud.

Onthiscloudwasaslightlythinnerwoman,whowasslightlyeasierontheeye.

"Screwmehardorclimbtheladdertosuccess,"shesaid.

"Well,"thoughttheman,"mightaswellcarryon.

"Onthenextcloudwasanevenmoreattractiveladywho,thistime,wasquiteattractive.

"Screwmenoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheuttered.

Asheturnedherdownandwentonuptheladder,themanthoughttohimselfthatthiswasgettingbetterthefurtherhewent.

Onthenextcloudwasanabsolutebeauty.

Slim,attractive,thelot.

"Screwmehereandnoworclimbtheladdertosuccess,"sheflirted.

Unabletoimaginewhatcouldbewaiting,andbeingagamblingman,hedecidedtoclimbagain.

Whenhereachedthenextcloud,therewasa400pounduglyman,armpithairshowing,fliesbuzzingaroundhishead.

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:21
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