标题：Perfect Penis

内容：
Thereisalittleboyandalittlegirlinthewoods.

Thelittlegirlaskedtheboy,"Whatisapenis?

"Theboyreplied,"Idon`tknow.

"Atthattimehehearshismomcallinghimforlunch.

Hegoeshomeandeatshislunch.

Thenheseeshisdadonthecouch.

Hegoesuptohisdadandaskhim,"Whatisapenis?

"Thedadwhipshisoutandsaystotheboy,"Thisisapenis,asamatteroffactthisistheperfectpenis.

"Theboyleavestogofindhisfriendandbringshertothewoods.

Thegirlagainaskshimwhatapenisis.

Hewhipsouthispenisandsaystoher,"Thisisapenis,andifitwastwoinchessmalleritwouldbetheperfectpenis!

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:17
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