标题：A new guy

内容：
Anewguyintownwalksintoabarandreadsasignthathangsoverthebar:FREEBEERFORTHEPERSONWHOCANPASSTHETEST!

Sotheguyasksthebartenderwhatthetestis.

Bartender:"Well,FIRSTyouhavetodrinkthatwholegallonofpeppertequila,theWHOLEthingatonceAND,youcan`tmakeafacewhiledoingit.

SECOND,there`sa`gatoroutbackwithasoretooth.

..

youhavetoremoveitwithyourbarehands.

THIRD,there`sawomanup-stairswho`sneverhadanorgasm.

Yougottamakethingsrightforher.

Man:Well,asmuchasIwouldlovefreebeer,Iwon`tdoit.

Youhavetobenutstodrinkagallonofpeppertequilaandtherequirementsgetcrazierfromthere.

Well,astimegoesonandthemandrinksafew,heasks,"Wherezzatteeqeelah?

"Hegrabsthegallonoftequillawithbothhands,anddownsitwithabigslurpandtearsstreamingdownhisface.

Nexthestaggersoutbackandsoonallthepeopleinsidehearthemostfrighteningroaringandthumping,thensilence.

Themanstaggersbackintothebar,hisshirtrippedandbigscratchesalloverhisbody.

"Now"hesays"Where`sthatwomanwiththesoretooth?

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:17
来源：笑一个吧
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