标题：Never talk to the parrot

内容：
Mrs.

petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.

Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.

Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.

Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.

Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!

"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.

Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!

"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!

!!

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:15
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