标题：Single man at the supermarket

内容：
Ayoungmanwentshopping.

Heboughtasmallcanofcorn,asmallcanoftuna(金枪鱼）,asmalljarofmayo（蛋黄酱）,asmalllemonandaverysmallboxofteabags.

Whenhecametothecounterthegirlatthecashregistersmiledathimandsaid;"Dearest,Youmustbesingle.

""Why,doYoumeanbecauseIbuysolittlefood?

""No,becauseYou′resogoddamnugly.

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:14
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