标题：Great first parent

内容：
TheFirstparentbyBillCosbyWheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevenGod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.

AftercreatingHeavenandEarth,GodcreatedAdamandEve.

AndthefirstthingHesaidtothemwas:"Don‘t.

""Don‘twhat?

",Adamreplied.

"Don‘teattheforbiddenfruit.

""Forbiddenfruit?

Really?

Whereisit?

""It‘soverthere,"saidGod,wonderingwhyHehadn‘tstoppedaftermakingtheelephants.

AfewminuteslaterGodsawthekidshavinganapplebreakandHewasangry.

"Didn‘tItellyounottoeatthatfruit?

"theFirstparentasked.

"Uhhuh,"Adamreplied.

"Thenwhydidyou?

""Idunno,"Adamanswered.

God‘spunishmentwasthatAdamandEveshouldhavechildrenoftheirown.

Thusthepatternwassetandithasneverchanged.

Butthereisreassuranceinthisstory.

Ifyouhavepersistentlyandlovinglytriedtogivethemwisdomandtheyhaven‘ttakenit,don‘tbehardonyourself.

IfGodhadtroublehandlingchildren,whatmakesyouthinkitwouldbeapieceofcakeforyou?

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:14
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