标题：sandwiches

内容：
Thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.

Sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays.

"MylittlesistersleepsonthebottombunkofourbunkbedandIdonotwanthertoknowwhatwearedoing,sowhenIsay`baloney`itmeanspushharder,andwhenIsay`pastrami`itmeanspushslower.

"Withthisthetwogetontothetopbunkandhavesex.

First,thegirlmoans,"baloney,baloney,baloney"thenshouts"pastrami,pastrami,pastrami"andthenbackto"baloney,baloney,baloney"Finally,thegirlssistersays"Willyouguysquitmakingsandwichesupthere,you`regettingmayonaisealloverme!

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:14
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