标题：Go to the hospital

内容：
FourexpectantfatherswereinaMinneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.

Thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,"Congratulationssir,you‘rethefatheroftwins.

""Whatacoincidence!

"themansaidwithsomeobviouspride.

"IworkfortheMinnesotaTwinsbaseballteam.

"Thenursereturnedinalittlewhileandturnedtothesecondman,"You,sir,arethefatheroftriplets.

""Wow,that‘sreallyanincrediblecoincidence,"heanswered.

"Iworkforthe3MCorporation.

Mybuddiesatworkwillneverletmelivethisonedown.

"Anhourlater,whiletheothertwomenwerepassingcigarsaround,thenursecameback.

Thistime,sheturnedtothethirdman,whohadbeenquietinthecorner.

Sheannouncedthathiswifehadjustgivenbirthtoquadruplets.

Stunned,hebarelycouldreply.

"Don‘ttellmeanothercoincidence?

"askedthenurse.

Afterfinallyregaininghiscomposure,hesaid,"Idon‘tbelieveit,IworkfortheFourSeasonsHotel.

"Afterhearingthis,everybody‘sattentionturnedtothefourthguy,whohadjustfainted,flatoutonthefloor.

Thenurserushedtohissideand,aftersometime,heslowlygainedbackhisconsciousness.

Thenurseasked,"Sir,areyouallright?

""Yes"saystheman,"I‘mo.

k.

now.

Ijusthadashockingthought.

Iworkatthe7-11Store.

"

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:14
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