标题：A game of animal football

内容：
Theanimalswerebored.

Finally,thelionhadanidea.

"Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.

I‘veseenitonT.

V.

"Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.

Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwerereadytobegin.

Thelion‘steamreceived.

Theywereabletogettwofirstdownsandthenhadtopunt.

Themulepuntedandtherhinowasbackdeepforthekick.

Hecaughttheball,loweredhisheadandcharged.

First,hecrushedaroadrunner,thentworabbits.

Hegoredawildebeast,knockedovertwocows,andbrokethroughtodaylight,scoringsix.

Unfortunately,theylackedaplacekicker,andthescoreremained6-0.

Lateinthefirsthalfthelion‘steamscoredatouchdownandthemulekickedtheextrapoint.

Thelion‘steamledathalftime7-6.

Inthelockerroom,theliongaveapeptalk.

"Lookyouguys.

Wecanwinthisgame.

We‘vegottheleadandtheyonlyhaveonerealthreat.

We‘vegottokeeptheballawayfromtherhino,he‘sakiller.

Mule,whenyoukickoffbesuretokeepitawayfromtherhino.

"Thesecondhalfbegan.

Justasthemulewasabouttokickoff,therhino‘steamchangedformationandtheballwentdirectlytotherhino.

Onceagain,therhinoloweredhisheadandwasoffrunning.

First,hestompedtwogazelles.

Heskeweredazebra,andbulldozedanelephantoutoftheway.

Itlookedlikehewashomefree.

Suddenlyatthetwentyyardline,hedroppedoverdead.

Therewerenootheranimalsinsightanywherenearhim.

Thelionwentovertoseewhathadhappened.

Rightnexttothedeadrhinohesawasmallcentipede.

"Didyoudothis?

"heaskedthecentipede.

"Yeah,Idid.

"thecentipedereplied.

Thelionretorted,"Wherewereyouduringthefirsthalf?

""Iwasputtingonmyshoes.

"

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