标题：swap partners for sex

内容：
Amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.

Thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex.

Theyagree,thehumanwomanandalienmanaretogether.

Shesays,"Youhaveasmallpenis!

"Thealienmanreplies,"pullmyears!

"Soshepullshisearsandhispenisbecomeslarger.

Sheisastonishedandhasthebestsexofherlife.

Whenthehumancouplecomebacktogether,sheaskedhimhowwasit.

Hereplies,"Itwasgreat,butmyearsarejustkillingme!

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:31:12
来源：笑一个吧
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