标题：英语段子：拳击和赛跑

内容：
Dan is teaching his son how to box.

As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.

" Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.

" Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too.

"丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。

他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。

”朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办？

”丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:30:04
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