标题：前台小姐的超强英语

内容：
进来个老外，走到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，于是面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.

” 老外：“hi.

” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？

” 老外：“can you speak english？

” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？

” 老外：“can anybody else speak english？

” 前台小姐：“you yourself look.

all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！

” 老外：“good heavens.

anybody here can speak english？

” 前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?

” 老外：“i want to speak to your head.

” 前台小姐：“head not zai.

you tomorrow come！

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:16:28
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