标题：愚人节笑话英语版

内容：
愚人节是西方的节日，你听过愚人节的英语笑话吗?

现在，就让我们感受一下外国的幽默，最好也把英语字典放在身边。

1.

-what the day is it today?

-today is april foolsday.

-oh!

you are wrong today is march the 31th.

if you dont believe me please pick up the calendar.

-oh!

it is really april foolsday.

-haha!

you were cheated!

2.

wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): i wish i were a newspaper so ill be in your hands all day.

husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily3.

a little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

the father replied: i don t know son.

i m still paying!

!4.

at midnight father saw that his married son leaving home.

..

he asks him: what are you doing?

the son replied: dad i am fed up with my life!

my newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other!

i have to pay bills for my mother in-laws, and i hate this life!

!!

i want to go far from here, i want to taste every joy of life, and i want to have every fun of life!

!!

father said: wait!

!!

!!

!!

! i am coming with you5.

a woman goes to england to attend a 2-week company training session.

her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

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