标题：英语幽默：长寿秘诀

内容：
Secret For a Long LifeA woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says.

"What's your secret for a long, happy life?

""I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.

""Wow, that's amazing," says the woman.

"How old are you?

""Twenty-six.

"一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。

“我无意中发现，你是多么幸福，”那女士说。

“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么？

”“我每天抽三包烟，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且从来不曾锻炼。

”“哦，真神奇，”女士说。

“你高寿？

”“二十六。

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:58:10
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