标题：笑口常开：不能让他跑了

内容：
A male crab（螃蟹） met a female crab and asked her to marry him.

She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.

Wow, she thought, this crab is really special.

I can't let him get away .

So they got married immediately.

The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset.

"What happened?

" she asked.

"You used to walk straight before we were married.

""Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day.

一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她为妻。

她注意到他走路是直着走，而不是横着走。

哇！

她想，这只雄蟹可真特别，我可不能让他跑了。

因此他们立刻结婚了。

第二天，她又发现她的新郎像其他蟹一样横着走路了。

她深感不安。

“你怎么了？

”她问，“我们结婚前你可是直着走路的。

”“哦，宝贝，”他回答说，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。

”

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:58:07
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