标题：Midway Tactics

内容：
Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall.

Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!

" and "Super Bargains!

" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!

" and "Fantastic Discounts!

" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条林荫道上租用了毗邻的店铺。

旁观者等着瞧好戏。

右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!

”“特便宜!

” 　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!

”“大折扣!

” 　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

发布时间：2026-09-28 16:57:26
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