标题：趣味双语：选班花

内容：
There was an election contest for Class Beauty.

Xiao Li was a talented girl, but quite plain-looking.

She walked to the speaker's platform with courage and delivered her election speech, "Dear classmates, although I am an ordinary-looking girl, I hope all of you can vote for me.

After a few years, when girls in our class get married, you can speak to your husbands proudly, 'When I was in college, I am prettier than the Class Beauty.

'"班里公开选举班花。

小丽是个才女，但是相貌平平。

她大胆地走上讲台，发表自己的竞选演说：“各位兄弟姐妹，虽然我长相一般，但是我希望大家投我一票。

几年以后，在座的姐妹们结婚了，可以骄傲地对你们先生说‘我上大学的时候，比我们的班花还漂亮。

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:57:18
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