标题：Go Barefoot

内容：
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

Once I was asked out by a life-guard.

I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.

I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.

When doorbell rang I waited.

Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot.

”中学的时候，我对自己的高度非常敏感。

一次，一位救生员约我出去。

事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。

因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。

我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。

门铃响了，我在楼上等着。

哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息：“你可以光着脚去约会。

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发布时间：2026-09-28 16:56:48
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