购物趣事
a fat lady walked into the dress shop. "i'd like to see a dress that would fit me," she told the clerk.一个胖女人走进服装店。“我想看一件适合我穿的衣服，”她告诉店员说。"so would i," said the tactless clerk.“我也是。”不太老练的店员说道。
女朋友最近购物特别疯狂，我有轻微的批评她。今天又和她朋友去逛街了，回来的时候打电话给我，说：亲爱的，我给你买了条裙子。我说：我怎么可能穿裙子？她就弱弱的来了句：哎，既然你不领情，那我就只好留着自己穿了。瞬间感觉她胜利了……..
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