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"no," growled(咆哮) the quartermaster, "you can't have a new pair of shoes. the pair you have aren't worn out."“不行,”军需官大声说:“你不能领一双新鞋子,你穿着的那双还没有穿破。”"not worn out," cried the recruit, " why, if i step on a dime i can feel if it's head or tails."“没穿破,”新兵叫..
士兵们连续的行军,作战,他们又累又热又脏。一天,将军宣布:“士兵们,我有一些好消息和坏消息要告诉你们。你们愿意先听哪个呢?”“好消息!”他们嚷道好吧,”将军说,“好消息就是你们每个人都可以彻底的换一身衣服。”“乌拉!”士兵们高兴地大叫起来。“现在呢,该是坏消息了。杰克,你将和约翰换衣服,约翰,你和汤..
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