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跟老公闹别扭了，打他电话，他接了说”对不起，您拨打的电话已关机。、、、然后那边沉默了一会说：sorry，、、、、、”我欠欠的说：有本事接着说啊！、、、四级没过的二货伤不起
随着奥运申办成功和加入WTO，一日，董事长要求董事局委员们狠抓英语学习，并且第一堂课由他自己主讲。 董事长在黑板上写了一句话： How are you ? 然后看了看下面的委员说：“你们谁来翻译一下这句话？”。结果没有人响应，董事长有些不快，这么简单的句子都不会？于是董事长就点名让李董事来翻译。 李董事站起来后，结结巴..
These Are My JeansAfter going on a diet，a woman felt really good aboutherself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．“Look，look．” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband．“I can wear my old jeans again．”Her husband looked at he..
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, ..
You can't go without meThe bus is very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him. "Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts."It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him."But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.没有我你们走不了公共汽车上很..
高中英语老师给我们讲了个笑话，说是一中国人英语不怎么好，在美国目睹了车祸，警察让他形容下事情的经过，他是这么说的「one car come，one car go，two car 嘭嘭 one car die。one car 咿唔咿唔来！」笑cry
“你英语怎么样？” “必须行啊！” “ ‘发射’用英语怎么说？” “biu儿~~” ? …“ ‘快’用英语怎么说？” “sou儿~~”? … “ ‘摔地上’用英语怎么说？” “pia~~”? “ ‘吃饱’用英语怎么说？” “ger儿~~” .. …“ ‘肃静’用英语怎么说？” “xu儿~~”.. … “ ‘牺牲’用英语怎么说？” “ga儿~~”....
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