英语幽默：长寿秘诀

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Secret For a Long LifeA woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch."I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she says. "What's your secret for a long, happy life?""I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.""Wow, ..