某男，粗通英文，至使馆，有表要填，有一栏是sex。

该男思之久已，毅然下笔：“Once a week”。

签证官观后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.”

该男顿时赧颜，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?”

男急释曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”