visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?

游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？

local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.

乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。

visitor: what was the matter with you?

游客：你怎么了？

local yokel: nothing---i was born here.

乡下佬：没什么——我就出生在这个地方