Threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.Thefirstsays,"Fellas,Igotrealproblems.I‘mseventyyearsold.Everymorningatseveno‘clockIgetupandItrytourinate.AlldaylongItrytourinate.Theygivemeallkindsofmedicinebutnothinghelps."
Thesecondoldmansays,"Youthinkyouhaveproblems.I‘meightyyearsold.Everymorningat8:00Igetupandtrytomovemybowels.Itryalldaylong.Theygivemeallkindsofstuffbutnothinghelps."
Finallythethirdoldmanspeaksup,"Fellas:I‘mninetyyearsold.Everymorningat7:00sharpIurinate.Everymorningat8:00Imovemybowels.Everymorningat9:00sharpIwakeup."