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"Ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."Ialsodrinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoods,andneverexercise."
"That‘samazing,"thewomansaid."Howoldareyou?‘
"Twenty-six,"hesaid.