Acountrydoctorwentwayouttotheboondockstodeliverababy.
Itwassofarout,therewasnoelectricity.Whenthedoctorarrived,noonewashomeexceptforthelaboringmotherandher5-year-oldchild.Thedoctorinstructedthechildtoholdalanternhighsohecouldsee,whilehehelpedthewomandeliverthebaby.
Thechilddidso,themotherpushedandafteralittlewhile,thedoctorliftedthenewbornbabybythefeetandspankedhimonthebottomtogethimtotakehisfirstbreath.
Thedoctorthenaskedthe5-year-oldwhathethoughtofthebaby.
"Hithimagain,"the5-year-oldsaid."Heshouldn‘thavecrawledupthereinthefirstplace!"