YouKnowYouLiveInSanFranciscoWhen...
Yourco-workertellsyous/hehave8bodypiercingsbutnonearevisible.
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YouhaveaverystrongopinionaboutwhereyourcoffeebeansaregrownandcantastethedifferencebetweenSumatraandEthiopian.
Areallygreatparkingspacecanmoveyoutotears.
YouknowthatanyonewearingshortsinAprilisjustvisitingfromOhio.
Yourchild‘s3rdgradeteacherhastwopiercedears,anoseringandisnamed"Breeze."And,aftertellingthattoafriend,theystillneedtoaskiftheteacherismaleorfemale.
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AwomanwalksonMUNIwithlivepoultry.Youdon‘tnotice.
YouthinkanyguywithaGeorgeClooneyhaircutmustbevisitingfromthemidwest.
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