Therewasawomanwhowaspregnantwithtwins,andshortlybeforetheyweredue,shehadanaccidentandwentintoacoma.Herhusbandwasawayonbusiness,andunabletobereached.Whileinthecoma,shegavebirthtohertwins,andtheonlypersonaroundtonameherchildrenwasherbrother.
Whenthemothercameoutofhercomatofindshehadgivenbirthandthatherbrotherhadnamedthetwins,shebecameveryworried,becausehewasn‘taverybrightguy.Shewassurehehadnamedthemsomethingabsurdorstupid.
Whenshesawherbrothersheaskedhimaboutthetwins.
Hesaid,"Thefirstonewasagirl."
Themother:"Whatdidyounameher?!?"
Brother:"Denise!"
TheMom:"Oh,wow,that‘snotbad!Whataboutthesecondone?"
Brother:"Thesecondonewasaboy."
TheMom:"Oh,andwhatdidyounamehim?"
Brother:"Denephew."